I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Vodka?
Forever.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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