i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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