My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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