i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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