Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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