It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
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