the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
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