we're blogging at a bar
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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