There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
im on a boat
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