woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
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