thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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