I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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