Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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