I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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