question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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