Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
ugly people sure do ruin things
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I have grass duct taped all over my body
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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