what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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