my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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