Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
honey bunches of taint.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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