i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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