I hope mine doesn't look like that
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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