There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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