i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I just want to make out with him forever
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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