I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Drunk is not a location!
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
They left me at home... I'm a liability
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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