I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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