How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
You have to summon your inner elephant
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
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