I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
My life is pants optional.
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