don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I need a burrito and a hug.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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