that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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