my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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