i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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