Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
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