I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
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Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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