That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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