So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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