You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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