I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
