I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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