I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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