I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I have post one night stand depression
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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