Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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