How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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