so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
