i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
We are two peas in an std pod
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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