His pubic hair was longer than his dick
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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