one two three fourrrrnication!
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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