I feel like abortions should bother me more
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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