everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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