Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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