Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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