just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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