i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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