You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Just puked most of my soul out..
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