ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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