I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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