i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Randomize
