Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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