Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
operation harelip BJ is a go
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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