i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Randomize