is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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