You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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