Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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