it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
it's great music for shaving your balls
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
